After working at this job for two years, calling in and out of state students, I have come to this realization:
Utah is the home of ridiculously stupid, crazy names.
The spellings and pronunciations just don't make sense phonetically. In ANY language. It has come to a point where I refuse to call them by their given name, I've decided to just call them Ashley or Jeff. Because those are the names that a sane person would give their child.
Aren't we Mormons already enough of a "peculiar people?" Don't punish the children, let's all make a commitment today to end this vicious cycle. Alright, Chazdidee?
Welcome to my life.